In-person anxiety therapy Spalding, Lincolnshire & online anxiety therapist worldwide
Oh, hello there! Looking for someone to help you hand in your notice as your anxiety's butler, are you? Excellent timing - I specialise in helping anxiety butlers retire from service.
The Problem with Traditional Approaches (Or: Why most therapy just helps you butler better)
Let's be honest - most anxiety therapy is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Traditional approaches basically teach you to be a better butler to your anxiety:
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Breathing exercises? That's just anxiety room service
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Mindfulness apps? Anxiety's personal mediation assistant
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Positive thinking? Essentially, polishing anxiety's silverware
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Generic CBT? Writing anxiety a better butler manual
No wonder you're exhausted - you're getting better at serving anxiety, not better at living your life!
How I Actually Help (Or: Your anxiety butler retirement plan)
Here at Fantastic Day in Spalding, I use approaches that actually work. Trained directly by Nick Kemp in Provocative Change Works (PCW), I combine this with eye movement techniques and strategic coaching to help you:
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Spot anxiety's ridiculous demands for what they are
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Stop running yourself ragged trying to serve it
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Hand in your butler notice (because you've been serving it for too long)
Techniques I use include:
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Provocative Change Works (PCW)
Think of it as therapy with a backbone - and a sense of humour. We'll look at your anxiety's demands and laugh at them together. Because sometimes the best way to stop being anxiety's butler is to realise how absurd its requests actually are. -
Eye Movement Therapy
Looks ridiculously, works brilliants. Like reorganising anxiety's filing cabinet but actually throwing stuff away this time. No more storing every worse case scenario, "just in case". -
Strategic Coaching
For when you need someone who'll actually listen without suggesting essential oils for your existential crisis. We'll work on practical ways to stop anxiety running your life like a demanding aristocrat with too much time on their hands.
Why This Works Better (Or: The benefits of firing anxiety as your employer)
Traditional therapy often treats anxiety like a delicate house guest who needs to be carefully managed. I treat it like the unreasonable boss it is - one that's been working you too hard for too long.
The result? Instead of:
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Learning to be a better anxiety butler
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Developing more efficient ways to serve anxiety's demands
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Getting better at anticipating anxiety's needs
You'll be:
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Taking back control of your life
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Laughing at anxiety's ridiculous requests
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Finally getting some time off from butler duties
Ready to hand In Your Notice? (Because being anxiety's butler was never your dream job anyway)
Let's start with a free 15-minute chat. No life story required, no butler uniform needed. Just a straightforward conversation about getting you out of anxiety's service.
Retirement package included
"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all"
- Helen Keller